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OFFICIAL SELECTION
COUNTY
4-H HOG SHOW
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BEST IN SHOW
SLOP DIVISION
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WHAT'S IN THE
SLOP? AWARD
SLOP
THIS CHRISTMASTHE SLOP IS FREE
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"That ain't feed, Dale."— Earl, neighbor
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"They seem to like it."— Dale, farmer
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"Mine hum hymns at night."— a concerned neighbor
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"Down with Dale."— a sign
The Trailer
IN THE HEARTLAND, ONE FARMER FOUND A NEW KIND OF FEED
Premieres on YouTube soon
The Music Video
"SLOPPIN' IN THE FREE WORLD" · WALT & THE PORCH BAND
Premieres on YouTube soon
The Entrants
CAST, AS REGISTERED WITH THE COUNTY FAIR BOARD
ENTRY #001CLASS: FARMER

Dale
The Farmer
- Breed
- Optimist
- Feeds
- The future
GRAND
CHAMP
ENTRY #002CLASS: HOG

Big Gen
As Herself
- Weight
- Yes
- Glows
- Slightly
ENTRY #003CLASS: RIVAL

Earl
The Critic
- Holds
- One pitchfork
- Asks
- What's in the slop
ENTRY #004CLASS: 4-H

Kaylee
The Trainer
- Runs
- The hose
- Raised
- A champion
ENTRY #005CLASS: PORCH

Walt
The Singer
- Plays
- Sunburst dreadnought
- Keeps on
- Sloppin'
ENTRY #006CLASS: PORCH

June
The Fiddler
- Takes
- The break
- Braid
- Auburn
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